Vintage Style Seeker Mugs

Louis XIV

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

The moustache movement. - No. II.

'The designer stubble is getting a little out of hand Rasputin!'

'Early Toupees'.

Countess

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

"I think he was a celebrity."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

Pampered and poodled.

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

"I don't like your application."

'Sure I'm late. . . I not only have to get ready for school. . . now I have to get ready in case some idiot takes my picture for YouTube.'

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

Mister Pretty Shoes

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

"Do you do much walking?"

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

Changing Room Decisions

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

'I'll take it!'

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."