Vintage Perfume Seeker Mugs

Something without the sexual connotation, please.

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"I think he was a celebrity."

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

Canine Scentipede

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

Colonial Larrysburg.

"He's deliciously vintage."

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

Pheromones.

Illustration for 'The Notting Hill Mystery'. (woman pulled out of the river).

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

"Cancel my landline...are you crazy?"

Disco Owls

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

Ballon escapee

Computer looking rather annoyed at owner whoes hugging his typewriter

Robert Johnson

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

'I need to start dancing to the beat of a different drum.'

"To tourists this just looks like a pile of rotten and damaged grapes. But here at Trendy Vineyards, we look at it and see Special Select Reserve."

Gustave Charpentier

Nobody warned Marge that a side effect of a hip replacement is feeling more hippy.

Louis XIV

"Typical! - The Frobishers' have fire and the wheel..."