Vintage Perfume Seeker Prints

Something without the sexual connotation, please.

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"I think he was a celebrity."

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

Canine Scentipede

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

"He's deliciously vintage."

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

Colonial Larrysburg.

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

Pheromones.

Illustration for 'The Notting Hill Mystery'. (woman pulled out of the river).

Ballon escapee

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

"Cancel my landline...are you crazy?"

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

Welcome to a parallel universe. It's like 50 years ago, man. Coffee costs a quarter, tie-dye is groovy, there is a draft. Lots of differences: Free love, man. Corporations are evil. And some similarities. Joy is a new 8-track player. Shut yer #@$% yapper!

Old Book Smell

Disco Owls

Computer looking rather annoyed at owner whoes hugging his typewriter

Gustave Charpentier

"To tourists this just looks like a pile of rotten and damaged grapes. But here at Trendy Vineyards, we look at it and see Special Select Reserve."

'I need to start dancing to the beat of a different drum.'

Gah! My Timotei is dead. - 'But what have we here? Tresemme with orange, mango, and passionfruit.' - 'Mmmm... passionfruit...' - '*Glug* *Glug* *Glug*' -

Robert Johnson

Bakery. The smell of freshly baked bread is the only truly perfect man-made thing on earth.

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

If this van's a rockin'...

Nobody warned Marge that a side effect of a hip replacement is feeling more hippy.

Louis XIV