"Send for a Prftgxrgplwtkn interpreter - case adjourned for a thousand light years."
Galactic Justice Seeker Gifts
Looking for a gift for a galactic justice seeker? Explore fun and thoughtful items that capture their passion for the cosmos and their pursuit of fairness beyond Earth. Whether they’re stargazing or fighting for cosmic equality, these gifts blend humor and heart, making every tribute as special as their celestial ambitions.
Trial by Media
"Good boy."
"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"
US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.
"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."
The Three Wise Queens
'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'
"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"
Ahem. I'm eating. Not now, please. Just one tiny question. Believers I American exceptionalism have always said we're the paragon of democracy. So I'm just wondering … How come one party is passing unnecessary laws that'll keep millions of us from voting? They're robbing us of our voice! Could've surprised me.
'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?'
'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'
"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."
I love Lawyers
"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"
"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."
Your enemy is defeated by Fate
"Now that's a win."
Government a la Carte
Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme
'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'
"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."
"Since you have already been convicted by the media, I imagine we can wrap this up pretty quickly."
MLK
Liberty Chained to its Freedom
Arizona In Black
Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!
"Who wrote this "Law of the Jungle" nonsense? It is highly biased in favour of predators!"
'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'
"When it comes to medical malpractice, most lawyers only go for the money... ...I go for the doctor's head."
Wal-Mart Ruling
'I think I'll become a lawyer.'
Truth
Law School teacher.
"And my client will be seeking significant damages for being mistakenly placed in the naughty column!"
Galactic Justice Seeker Gifts Collection
Galactic Justice Seeker Mugs
Explore our collection of galactic justice seeker mugs, featuring humorous and inspiring space-themed designs that brighten up any morning ritual.
Galactic Justice Seeker Pillows
Add a cosmic charm to their home decor with pillows that celebrate their quest for justice across the universe.
Galactic Justice Seeker Prints
Inspire their space with prints that capture their cosmic justice passion — perfect for any galactic enthusiast.
Galactic Justice Seeker T-Shirts
Check out our galactic justice seeker T-shirts for a fun way to showcase their interstellar ambitions and love for cosmic fairness.