Justice Seekers Gifts

'I regret now cutting ethics class.'

Rosa Parks doing her laundry.

Long custody battle.

"The court is sorry that it raised it's voice, young man!"

'I'm sorry, Mum. But, if I let you off, I'll have to let everyone's mum off.'

"Community service? You mean around regular people?"

"I don't know about you, but my confidence in the judge as an impartial guardian of the rule of law wasn't that high even before the Supreme Court ruling."

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'Just out of curiosity, do you have a best case scenario?'

'That's it! No more cameras in the courtroom!'

Family courts.

"There's no free legal advice. That's just our way of weeding out the time wasters."

'Do unto others - but only when you can do it during billable hours.'

'Can you fix it? Justice must be seen to be done!'

"We've found reasons to appeal. It appears you still have some money left"

"Not now, I'm on my break."

'I wish we'd had light touch regulation.'

'As it turns out our rights weren't alienable after all.'

'The prisons are full, so I'm going to knock some sense into you!'

Human rights fish is eaten by a shark.

'Our unofficial payments were within official guidelines.'

Wal-Mart Ruling

"Good morning, everybody. My name is Donald, and I'll be your judge today."

"Confound it! "Shoot first and ask questions later" doesn't apply to the interrogation room!"

"You guys are too happy. Can't you see that society is about to explode in a rage of social injustice.

"If it goes without saying, why all the insistence that I actually say it?"

'It all started when I hired a lawyer.'

It's only a sin if you talk about it

The European Union accused of crimes against humanity

Department of Criminology

"Mr. Pope, please give this summons to your boss. The prosecutor wants to know how god can allow so much misery."

Worker's Rights

Abortion Ban

Our Rights

"In the novel based on my case, I'm acquitted."