Jungle Justice Seeker Gifts

"You call that a 'jury of my peers'!?"

Trial by Media

"Good boy."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

The Three Wise Queens

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?'

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

Ahem. I'm eating. Not now, please. Just one tiny question. Believers I American exceptionalism have always said we're the paragon of democracy. So I'm just wondering … How come one party is passing unnecessary laws that'll keep millions of us from voting? They're robbing us of our voice! Could've surprised me.

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

I love Lawyers

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

"Now that's a win."

The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

Government a la Carte

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

Arizona In Black

MLK

"Since you have already been convicted by the media, I imagine we can wrap this up pretty quickly."

Liberty Chained to its Freedom

Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!

"Who wrote this "Law of the Jungle" nonsense? It is highly biased in favour of predators!"

'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'

"When it comes to medical malpractice, most lawyers only go for the money... ...I go for the doctor's head."

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

'I think I'll become a lawyer.'

Truth