Green Space Advocate Prints

'I can't believe we've been relocated from the bottom of the garden to make space for parking!'

'Two Oaks. Where are the oaks. They were cut down to build the house. '

Developers vs Planners

Mega Construction Company: Paving Paradise and Putting Up Parking Lots for Over 50 Years. Deal with it.

"Listen, it starts with just a road. Then it's streets and then avenues, and before you know it, you're on the New Jersey Turnpike, wondering where it all went so wrong."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

Humans...What is their purpose?

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Nature versus commerce.

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Climate Crisis

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

Government a la Carte

Coexist. Coexhaust.

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

'I blame global warming!'

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

Water company bonus.

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"