Vegan Hero Mugs

"I told you it was a waste of time, it's a vegan home."

"States of tofu"

Child protects planet with umbrella.

"I love you too, big guy."

Queen of Quinoa

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

'Mom says I can become an eviromedalist as soon as I learn how to pronounce it.'

Veggie Hall of Fame.

"I can see our house from here."

"Getting drunk grilling lettuce just isn't the same."

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

"Race you to the corner! Last one there is an expired egg substitute!"

"I told the cook I would prefer that she use some kind of artificial blackbird substitute."

I grew up vegetarian. Wow. That takes work to stay strong. What motivates you? Hey, lettuce brain! Peer pressure.

'No - we really don't cater for vegans, even our salad dressing is made from sperm oil!'

"I'm getting subtle hints of chlorophyll."

'And since this product consists of 100% artificial ingredients, we can truthfully say it's vegan!'

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense.'

Smokey Bear crying because of deliberately started forest fires

Dale regretted going to the Vegan restaurant.

"I'm thinking of switching to an all vegan diet...based on carrots...mainly carrots..."

'... Got anything besides apples?'

"Apparently, giving up wearing fur wasn't enough!"

"How almond milk is made"

'The only vegan item on the menu is the menu itself.'

'The only thing I grow in my garden is tired!'

I guess I outta take science classes if I'm really going to help the environment. What for? You want to be a famous actress

A Tree Fights Back

"I am still vegan, I am just having a cheat day."

"Hurray! We've solved global warming!"

"There are no animal products in our dishes, but since the meals are prepared by animals, you may find some stray hairs."

'Just watch, environmentalists will use this to push their agenda.'

Grim Reaper walks through an urban environment wearing a gas mask.