Veggie Heroes Mugs

'The only thing I grow in my garden is tired!'

Prize vegetables.

'Is this still America?'

'The vegetables sat in the crisper for hours...days...a whole week. Then suddenly, the drawer opened. A hand reached in, grabbed the kale, and all you could hear was the sound of...A Garbage disposal.'

'great win, kids! Let's celebrate... My treat!!'

Mom's Diner/Mom's Desserts

“Children hate me.”

'For heaven's sake Armitage - can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category?'

"I am listening to my body. My body says yuk!"

"You said we were going to break bread, Mom. These are vegetables."

'I'm sorry but I can't bring out the dessert menu until both of you have eaten your veggies, company policy.'

The vegan hunter

'No Jennifer! I never head of mad broccoli disease.'

'For heaven's sake, Armitage... Can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category??'

'When Mom said you should eat a lot of green stuff, I don't think she meant grasshoppers.'

Hell's Allotment Holders.

Planet earth was again safe, Lenny a true hero and his brussel sprouts, for one, not wasted!!'

"I'm sorry but I can't bring the dessert menu until you at least try to finish your peas and carrots, it's policy."

"You know, if lima beans, cauliflower and broccoli tasted like candy and ice cream, we wouldn't have to go through this every night!"

'Tomato Surprise. Bean Surprise. Carrot Surprise. Why are you always so surprised when my garden produces?'

Veggie Princess

'...He's eating real meat chunks in a rich, beefy gravy - I'm eating sprout salad and bean curd.'

'Vegetarian, vegetarian, vegetarian, vegetarian.'

Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A garden Part 10

"All we are saying. . . is give peas a chance!"

Weod Monath (Weed Month) The Saxon word for the month of August.

'...and even though the rest of us hate brussel sprouts, we thank you Lord for the food you've provided for us.'

"All these healthy eating edicts and chew twenty times...I'm fed up to where my back teeth used to be!"

'And deliver us from evil, this spinach casserole for starters.'

"If it's so good for you....couldn't it smell good too?"

Vegetarian Nightmare

'I've given up my vegetarian diet - it's just too darn hard to find a vegetarian.'

Ernie, you promised a meal from your garden but only served an omelet and a glass of water! I grew eggplant and leeks!

"Dad - there's some people at the door from 'The Sprout Defence League...?'"

Mom taught me stamina