Veggie Patch Hero Mugs

Weod Monath (Weed Month) The Saxon word for the month of August.

Prize vegetables.

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

'I never thought my dirt would turn on me like this.'

You will always find a spot to garden

"Potatoes...betroot...carrots...fracking..."

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

'The only thing I grow in my garden is tired!'

"I'm sorry but I can't bring the dessert menu until you at least try to finish your peas and carrots, it's policy."

'I tried to tell him I didn't think it was a tomato.'

'Tomato Surprise. Bean Surprise. Carrot Surprise. Why are you always so surprised when my garden produces?'

"Leftover seeds."

"Can you believe we walked right past security?"

The Confused Gardener

"If you don't have time to take care of everything, Sir, Mom's vegetable garden would be a good thing to let go."

'...He's eating real meat chunks in a rich, beefy gravy - I'm eating sprout salad and bean curd.'

'Are these carrots organically grown?'

"No, there's nothing wrong. I just took a shortcut through the onions."

'I was hoping it was going to be bigger, but I'm still new to gardening.'

The cost of home grown vegetables

'You're a real cabbage patch doll! Lettuce introduce ourselves!'

"I told you it was a waste of time, it's a vegan home."

Man labouring over vegetable patch

'I never used to like brussels sprouts, but they're growing on me!'

Un-scary Scarecrow