Veggie Patch Enthusiasts Mugs

'I was hoping it was going to be bigger, but I'm still new to gardening.'

Prize vegetables.

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

See you at the farmers market!

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

'I don't think Marmaduke has ever seen a vegetarian before.'

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

'Strained Carrots Again? What am I being punished for this time?'

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?"

'You should work for Conglomo. You're allowed the vegetable of your choice.'

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

"How come portion control doesn't apply to broccoli?"

'If all goes according to plan, this garden should reach crisis proportions by midsummer.'

Roasted Peppers

'I never thought my dirt would turn on me like this.'

"Albino broccoli mum!"

Peas on Earth.

"I have to be honest: the job you're applying for is a real no-brainer. Are you sure you're OK with that?"

'Face it, we're vegetarians because plants can't toddle away.'

You will always find a spot to garden

'My mother's resolution is to eat more vegetables, and my resolution is to help her by giving her mine.'

Broccoli: Just Full of Surprises!

"Potatoes...betroot...carrots...fracking..."

'It's amazing how many recipes you can find with courgettes in them when you have to'

'Are carrots good for your eyes? Have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses?'

'Call the health inspector! The kitchen has a Brussels sprouts infestation.'

"I think the problem is that you're not eating properly..."