Veggie Patch Enthusiasts Pillows

'I was hoping it was going to be bigger, but I'm still new to gardening.'

Prize vegetables.

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

See you at the farmers market!

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

'I don't think Marmaduke has ever seen a vegetarian before.'

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

'Strained Carrots Again? What am I being punished for this time?'

"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?"

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

'You should work for Conglomo. You're allowed the vegetable of your choice.'

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

"How come portion control doesn't apply to broccoli?"

'If all goes according to plan, this garden should reach crisis proportions by midsummer.'

Roasted Peppers

You will always find a spot to garden

"Albino broccoli mum!"

Peas on Earth.

'I never thought my dirt would turn on me like this.'

"I have to be honest: the job you're applying for is a real no-brainer. Are you sure you're OK with that?"

'Face it, we're vegetarians because plants can't toddle away.'

Frank and Ernie's Diner. Today: Alphabet Soup. The little green pieces? --- That's Ernie's idea. It's Q-cumber.

'My mother's resolution is to eat more vegetables, and my resolution is to help her by giving her mine.'

Broccoli: Just Full of Surprises!

"Potatoes...betroot...carrots...fracking..."

'Are carrots good for your eyes? Have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses?'

'It's amazing how many recipes you can find with courgettes in them when you have to'

"I think the problem is that you're not eating properly..."

"So I can eat better here at work."