Veggie Patch Visionary Pillows

"So I can eat better here at work."

Prize vegetables.

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

Veggie Hall of Fame.

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

Vegetarian Nightmare.

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

'He's all eyes!'

'I never thought my dirt would turn on me like this.'

If we build raised beds and a compost bin now

You will always find a spot to garden

Taken genetic engineering too far

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

"Potatoes...betroot...carrots...fracking..."

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'

'No, you can't complain to the waiter about the vegetables floating in your soup. It's vegetable soup!'

'They send you into the ketchup department? HA! I'M going into pizza!'

'No, you can't turn your vegetables into bio-fuel.'

"Must've planted those seeds upside down..."

'Mom, your diet says you can eat all the vegetables you want. Wow! A diet without vegetables!'

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."

"I remember when we wouldn't buy the bent knobbly ones. Now we pay twice as much for them."

'Look! I grew a carrot!'

'So, that's settled - the eyes have it!'

'I'm in a lot of trouble, but it's worth it. There's not enough dirt left to grow spinach.'

Dreams of Spring...

We've been working on them in the wind tunnel...