Veggie Patch Visionary Prints

Prize vegetables.

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

Veggie Hall of Fame.

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

Vegetarian Nightmare.

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

'He's all eyes!'

You will always find a spot to garden

'I never thought my dirt would turn on me like this.'

Taken genetic engineering too far

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

"Potatoes...betroot...carrots...fracking..."

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'

'They send you into the ketchup department? HA! I'M going into pizza!'

'No, you can't complain to the waiter about the vegetables floating in your soup. It's vegetable soup!'

'No, you can't turn your vegetables into bio-fuel.'

"Must've planted those seeds upside down..."

'Mom, your diet says you can eat all the vegetables you want. Wow! A diet without vegetables!'

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

"I remember when we wouldn't buy the bent knobbly ones. Now we pay twice as much for them."

'Look! I grew a carrot!'

'I'm in a lot of trouble, but it's worth it. There's not enough dirt left to grow spinach.'

"Do we HAVE to be omnivores?"

Dreams of Spring...

We've been working on them in the wind tunnel...