Veggie Patch Guru Prints

'I never used to like brussels sprouts, but they're growing on me!'

Prize vegetables.

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

'I never thought my dirt would turn on me like this.'

You will always find a spot to garden

"Potatoes...betroot...carrots...fracking..."

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

"So I can eat better here at work."

'I tried to tell him I didn't think it was a tomato.'

The Confused Gardener

"Leftover seeds."

"Can you believe we walked right past security?"

I've got lettuce, snow peas and radishes planted. Seeds. Next I'll plant beans, zucchini, leeks and chard. Plus tomatoes and basil. A lot of work for stuff no one wants to eat.

"You're in luck. I've had great success with eggplant."

'Are these carrots organically grown?'

"If you don't have time to take care of everything, Sir, Mom's vegetable garden would be a good thing to let go."

"No, there's nothing wrong. I just took a shortcut through the onions."

Weod Monath (Weed Month) The Saxon word for the month of August.

'Oh yes, Miss Strict Vegetarian!'

'I was hoping it was going to be bigger, but I'm still new to gardening.'

'You're a real cabbage patch doll! Lettuce introduce ourselves!'

The cost of home grown vegetables

Organic Beans

"Vegetables are like homework. Not a lot of fun now but when you get older you'll be glad you did."

Man labouring over vegetable patch

Carrot sign growing in ground

"I've been on a plant-based diet all my life and it hasn't helped the planet."

ducks embarrassing a gardener

Un-scary Scarecrow