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'The only thing I grow in my garden is tired!'

Prize vegetables.

'Is this still America?'

'The vegetables sat in the crisper for hours...days...a whole week. Then suddenly, the drawer opened. A hand reached in, grabbed the kale, and all you could hear was the sound of...A Garbage disposal.'

'great win, kids! Let's celebrate... My treat!!'

“Children hate me.”

"I am listening to my body. My body says yuk!"

The vegan hunter

'I'm sorry but I can't bring out the dessert menu until both of you have eaten your veggies, company policy.'

'For heaven's sake Armitage - can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category?'

"You said we were going to break bread, Mom. These are vegetables."

'No Jennifer! I never head of mad broccoli disease.'

'For heaven's sake, Armitage... Can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category??'

'When Mom said you should eat a lot of green stuff, I don't think she meant grasshoppers.'

Planet earth was again safe, Lenny a true hero and his brussel sprouts, for one, not wasted!!'

"I'm sorry but I can't bring the dessert menu until you at least try to finish your peas and carrots, it's policy."

Hell's Allotment Holders.

"You know, if lima beans, cauliflower and broccoli tasted like candy and ice cream, we wouldn't have to go through this every night!"

'Tomato Surprise. Bean Surprise. Carrot Surprise. Why are you always so surprised when my garden produces?'

'...He's eating real meat chunks in a rich, beefy gravy - I'm eating sprout salad and bean curd.'

Veggie Princess

"All we are saying. . . is give peas a chance!"

'Vegetarian, vegetarian, vegetarian, vegetarian.'

'...and even though the rest of us hate brussel sprouts, we thank you Lord for the food you've provided for us.'

Weod Monath (Weed Month) The Saxon word for the month of August.

"All these healthy eating edicts and chew twenty times...I'm fed up to where my back teeth used to be!"

'And deliver us from evil, this spinach casserole for starters.'

"If it's so good for you....couldn't it smell good too?"

Vegetarian Nightmare

'I've given up my vegetarian diet - it's just too darn hard to find a vegetarian.'

"Dad - there's some people at the door from 'The Sprout Defence League...?'"

'Him...? Oh, that's the Carrotty Kid...'

Mom taught me stamina