Veggie Victory T-Shirts

'Look! I grew a carrot!'

Prize vegetables.

Queen of Quinoa

"You can't make me eat Brussel sprouts Mum: it's illegal to force-feed geese in this country!"

'Young lady, I'm afraid existential despair is no excuse for not eating your lima beans.'

'great win, kids! Let's celebrate... My treat!!'

'I never thought my dirt would turn on me like this.'

Help!I am being forced to eat vegetables

"It's something I made myself - chocolate covered veggies."

“Children hate me.”

'For heaven's sake Armitage - can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category?'

"If dinner was a reality TV show broccoli would be the first thing I'd vote off!!"

The vegan hunter

"Eat those veggies or I'll change the wifi password."

"I am listening to my body. My body says yuk!"

'No Jennifer! I never head of mad broccoli disease.'

'For heaven's sake, Armitage... Can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category??'

"What would I have to do to be sent to my room without just the Brussels sprouts?"

'Lettuce pray!'

"Little girls are made from sugar and spice. . . not cabbage."

'Oh... you're gonna eat those peas, mister.'

"You know, if lima beans, cauliflower and broccoli tasted like candy and ice cream, we wouldn't have to go through this every night!"

'What's intravenous feeding? My mom says if I don't eat my vegetables, she'd do that to me!'

Why Shirley hates to eat genetic modified Broccoli.

The great zucchinis

Prize Winning Potato - Champion Chips

"All we are saying. . . is give peas a chance!"

Veggie Princess

'Don't worry - it's made entirely from soya-based meat substitute.'

"This is a green vegetable, Mom. You wouldn't want me to break a new year's resolution, would you?"

"All these healthy eating edicts and chew twenty times...I'm fed up to where my back teeth used to be!"

Pre-emptive strike against brussels sprouts.

"Unusual turkey darling!" "Thanks, it's made out of Brussel sprouts!"