Veggie Victor T-Shirts

"Eat those veggies or I'll change the wifi password."

Prize Winning Potato - Champion Chips

"It's something I made myself - chocolate covered veggies."

Dear Santa, Sorry for the veggies. . . Mom has us all on a health kick. love Saratt.

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

Queen of Quinoa

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

"Vegetables, vegetables, vegetables, welcome to my dystopian world!"

Veggie Hall of Fame.

Better Not Squash.

Vegetable Cook

'Preparing rocket salad isn't domestic science, ladies.'

Planting veggies

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

"You can't make me eat Brussel sprouts Mum: it's illegal to force-feed geese in this country!"

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

Mom's restaurant - 'You can't leave until you've eaten your greens.'

Vegetarian Nightmare.

Cooking with Pierre

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

'When you invented vegetables, Sir, did you know that my mother would be able to fit them all into one garden?'

Show and Tell.

It's the biofuel generation.

The Authentic Christmas.

"Just to be clear, this is a hike, not a ‘walk.’"

'The theater better put on good shows this fall, because we're having a bumper tomato crop.'

You will always find a spot to garden

Taken genetic engineering too far

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'

'No, you can't complain to the waiter about the vegetables floating in your soup. It's vegetable soup!'