Veggie Victor Pillows

"Eat those veggies or I'll change the wifi password."

Giant Leek

Prize Winning Potato - Champion Chips

"It's something I made myself - chocolate covered veggies."

Dear Santa, Sorry for the veggies. . . Mom has us all on a health kick. love Saratt.

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

Queen of Quinoa

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

"Vegetables, vegetables, vegetables, welcome to my dystopian world!"

Vegetable Cook

'Preparing rocket salad isn't domestic science, ladies.'

Veggie Hall of Fame.

Better Not Squash.

Planting veggies

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

"You can't make me eat Brussel sprouts Mum: it's illegal to force-feed geese in this country!"

Vegetarian Nightmare.

Mom's restaurant - 'You can't leave until you've eaten your greens.'

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

Cooking with Pierre

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

Show and Tell.

'When you invented vegetables, Sir, did you know that my mother would be able to fit them all into one garden?'

'The theater better put on good shows this fall, because we're having a bumper tomato crop.'

"Just to be clear, this is a hike, not a ‘walk.’"

It's the biofuel generation.

You will always find a spot to garden

The Authentic Christmas.

If we build raised beds and a compost bin now

Taken genetic engineering too far

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"