Veggie Patch Investor Gifts

Looking for a gift for the veggie patch investor in your life? Whether they’re passionate about growing their own produce or love a good pun about gardening, our collection offers witty mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that celebrate their green thumb and investment enthusiasm. These thoughtful, funny, and charming products are ideal for anyone who invests time, love, and perhaps a little money into their veggie patch. Surprise them with humor and style that cultivates joy and pride in their gardening success.

All Products Prints T-Shirts Mugs Pillows

$"Potatoes...betroot...carrots...fracking..."$

$"Potatoes...betroot...carrots...fracking..." mockup$

"Potatoes...betroot...carrots...fracking..."

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The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener mockup

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

from $19.00

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans. mockup

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

from $19.00

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

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This is NOT 'nipping out'.

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'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.' mockup

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

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'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.' mockup

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

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'I never thought my dirt would turn on me like this.'

'I never thought my dirt would turn on me like this.' mockup

'I never thought my dirt would turn on me like this.'

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You will always find a spot to garden mockup

You will always find a spot to garden

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'You've never planted potatoes before have you?'

'You've never planted potatoes before have you?' mockup

'You've never planted potatoes before have you?'

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'Oh, not much. Well, still dabbling a bit in commodities futures.'

'Oh, not much. Well, still dabbling a bit in commodities futures.' mockup

'Oh, not much. Well, still dabbling a bit in commodities futures.'

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"Why don't other people ever do this?" mockup

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

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'Not a shed, just a shop.'

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"I just had a terrifying glimpse into our snack."

"I just had a terrifying glimpse into our snack." mockup

"I just had a terrifying glimpse into our snack."

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"Can you believe we walked right past security?"

"Can you believe we walked right past security?" mockup

"Can you believe we walked right past security?"

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The Confused Gardener

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"Leftover seeds."

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'I tried to tell him I didn't think it was a tomato.'

'I tried to tell him I didn't think it was a tomato.' mockup

'I tried to tell him I didn't think it was a tomato.'

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'Are these carrots organically grown?' mockup

'Are these carrots organically grown?'

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Weod Monath (Weed Month) The Saxon word for the month of August.

Weod Monath (Weed Month) The Saxon word for the month of August. mockup

Weod Monath (Weed Month) The Saxon word for the month of August.

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"No, there's nothing wrong. I just took a shortcut through the onions."

"No, there's nothing wrong. I just took a shortcut through the onions." mockup

"No, there's nothing wrong. I just took a shortcut through the onions."

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"Still trying to grow mushy peas,Alf?" mockup

"Still trying to grow mushy peas,Alf?"

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'I was hoping it was going to be bigger, but I'm still new to gardening.'

'I was hoping it was going to be bigger, but I'm still new to gardening.' mockup

'I was hoping it was going to be bigger, but I'm still new to gardening.'

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The cost of home grown vegetables mockup

The cost of home grown vegetables

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'You're a real cabbage patch doll! Lettuce introduce ourselves!'

'You're a real cabbage patch doll! Lettuce introduce ourselves!' mockup

'You're a real cabbage patch doll! Lettuce introduce ourselves!'

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'Eat the damn spinach. When you're eighteen you can have a mind of your own.'

'Eat the damn spinach. When you're eighteen you can have a mind of your own.' mockup

'Eat the damn spinach. When you're eighteen you can have a mind of your own.'

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Man labouring over vegetable patch mockup

Man labouring over vegetable patch

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'looks like the lettuce is starting to bolt.'

'looks like the lettuce is starting to bolt.' mockup

'looks like the lettuce is starting to bolt.'

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'I never used to like brussels sprouts, but they're growing on me!'

'I never used to like brussels sprouts, but they're growing on me!' mockup

'I never used to like brussels sprouts, but they're growing on me!'

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Un-scary Scarecrow

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'Do they have sprouts in heaven, Miss?' mockup

'Do they have sprouts in heaven, Miss?'

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"Sometimes I just want a nice salad." mockup

"Sometimes I just want a nice salad."

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Veggie Patch Investor Gifts Collection

Veggie Patch Investor Mugs

Explore our collection of humorous and charming mugs designed specifically for veggie patch investors — perfect for their morning coffee or tea.

Veggie Patch Investor Pillows

Add some garden-inspired flair to your loved one's home with pillows that showcase their passion for veggie patch investing and their playful personality.

Veggie Patch Investor Prints

Decorate their gardening space with prints that highlight the joy of vegetable patch investing—fun, creative art that celebrates their green journey.

Veggie Patch Investor T-Shirts

Find the perfect T-shirt for gardening lovers who invest in their veggie patches. Discover witty designs that celebrate their green thumb and fun personality.