Vegetable Patch Passion Pillows

'You've never planted potatoes before have you?'

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

'He's all eyes!'

You will always find a spot to garden

'I never thought my dirt would turn on me like this.'

"Potatoes...betroot...carrots...fracking..."

"Must've planted those seeds upside down..."

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."

'Look! I grew a carrot!'

"So I can eat better here at work."

'I tried to tell him I didn't think it was a tomato.'

The Confused Gardener

"Leftover seeds."

"Can you believe we walked right past security?"

Ceci n'est pas une tomato (This is not a tomato).

Mrs. Fergensun unfortunately was crushed before getting what would surely have been a prize winning tomato to the county fair.

Agriculture Research Lab. I've come up with an onion that can be made into fuel ... I call it the "gas leek"!

Beet Poet

'Are these carrots organically grown?'

Man halfway through growing a scarecrow

"No, there's nothing wrong. I just took a shortcut through the onions."

'My garden won't feed the family, but it'll feed a pretty nice rabbit stew.'

Weod Monath (Weed Month) The Saxon word for the month of August.

"With the economy the way it is, I thought I'd start a garden. One million vegetables shoudl be enough."

Gardeners with Different Sized Greenhouse.

'Just our luck - vegetarians!'