Vegetarian Philosophers Gifts

'Traitor! I hate you!'

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

"States of tofu"

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

View to the Future

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Before/After

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

See you at the farmers market!

Vegetarian Birds

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

Queen of Quinoa

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

Give quiche a chance!

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

'If I order pasta and she orders antipasta, did we really order anything?'

"They say we destroy plants – such as potatoes, corn and carrots – and they're boycotting us. They're fruitarians."

Veggie Hall of Fame.