Vegetarian Philosophers Gifts

'Traitor! I hate you!'

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

"States of tofu"

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

View to the Future

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

See you at the farmers market!

Before/After

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

Queen of Quinoa

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

Vegetarian Birds

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

Give quiche a chance!

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

'If I order pasta and she orders antipasta, did we really order anything?'

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

Veggie Hall of Fame.

"They say we destroy plants – such as potatoes, corn and carrots – and they're boycotting us. They're fruitarians."