Big Rig Fan Pillows

Truck companies waving 'drivers contract' looking for drivers

Desert Island BBQ

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

'It seats two comfortably.'

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

"Over millions of years, carbon turns to diamond. Yet it took dad plus his grill mere minutes to turn last night's marinated chicken into that carbon."

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

'Still having problems finding day care?'

Scientists building a tower

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

Later the stilts would go to Bobo's head, and he would begin demanding obedience from the 'little people.'

'Jimmy, what are you doing? The whole house will fall apart!'

'Bob, I was just trying to get you on the phone to see what all that noise outside was about.'

'Don't worry. Big Al will take care of it.'

"Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom or night will stop Ed from overcooking the fish."

A 'failed' brake check!

Ecological electricity

'What did I tell you about feeding your pet beaver table scraps?'

A Cactus giving a Bulldozer driver a rude gesture as it is being knocked down for development

8th Annual Chainsaw Carving Competition

'Sorry, Rudolph, we can't let you join in any reindeer games... You've tested positive for steroids.'

'I always thought the expression 'the road to success is paved with failure' was just a random saying and not the literal truth...'

'Well, if you won't take us to the circus - Can we have a barbeque?'

Bird's Mimicking the Three Little Pigs,

Mountain Bike tracks.

"The suspect is roughly 55 feet tall and quite possibly green."

Although they knew it had no practical applications, they couldn't help but be jealous of Jeb's shiny new 19-wheeler.

"I thought that open-hearth furnace was a little too open."

'Your'e going to meet a tall, dark, stranger.'

A hungry giant tricking innocent skiers.

'That rig has made me feel more like a man than any woman ever did.'

'I need just a hair cut off this.'

But Willis, I was perfectly content with our little mole hill!!

Character trucks #4 Pick-up.