Big Car Fan Pillows

'It seats two comfortably.'

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Coexist. Coexhaust.

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'I received your list of the type of company car you'd like to receive. The Maserati, Ferrari, Porche and Viper isn't possible, but there is a 1978 Pinto with your name written all over it.'

"Fill'er up with testosterone."

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

Artists At The Auto Show

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

'Driving without a flag?'

Taking to the sky...

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

'Our limo's here.'

"He used to own a muscle car."

'Bob will be along shortly to marry you. He's looking over a mint-condition, 1965 Mustang that just went on sale.'

'And this is our basic model.'

Ducks crossing.

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

Angry pensioner

'Wheel technical support line.'

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

Witch doctor rear view mirror ornaments.

"I got a 'millennial anti-theft device' in my car." "Steering wheel lock?" "Stick shift."

"Looks like you're in a pickle, mister. . . . heh-heh! A real Dill-Emma, bwa-ha-ha!"

Cylinder Head

You can't beat a good cup of tea!

'Happy Birthday, I bought you a car! It's an older model, but it runs great!'

Big car with machine gun poking through window, bumper sticker reads: Yardie on board.

"The ideal holiday car, with a special option for when you're stuck in traffic jams!"

GOAT PATH

Finishing Line