Flying Car Fan Pillows

Taking to the sky...

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

'It seats two comfortably.'

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

Caliologist

'I received your list of the type of company car you'd like to receive. The Maserati, Ferrari, Porche and Viper isn't possible, but there is a 1978 Pinto with your name written all over it.'

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

"Fill'er up with testosterone."

"My, it feels good to sit down."

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

Artists At The Auto Show

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

'Driving without a flag?'

'I believe you were first.'

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

'Our limo's here.'

"He used to own a muscle car."

'Bob will be along shortly to marry you. He's looking over a mint-condition, 1965 Mustang that just went on sale.'

The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.

Angry pensioner

The Race

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

'And this is our basic model.'

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

Ducks crossing.

'Wheel technical support line.'

'When you asked me to follow your husband at work you didn't tell me he was a Formula One driver.'

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."