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Monster Truck Problem: "How do we get in it?"

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Driverless cars rage.

The Main Types of Cheese

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

"Convertible. Must be nice."

Man helping a mini learner driver

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

'Every time I pass through here I get heartburn.'

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

'Not bad idea! But no quit day job.'

"Is it just me or are wagon wheels smaller than they used to be?"

Great wheel. Lousy frisbee.

Driver test: Clown's big feet create challenge

'...so as soon as I seen the old gal havin' trouble calving.;..'

"There's no need to scream. The plane may be old but she was built for aerobatics."

Tour de France champ Hendrik 'Joop' Zoetemelk

'With all the cars driven by little old ladies only to church on Sunday, you'd think the church would be completely full of little old ladies.'

Internal Combustion.

'Don't let any SUV's pass us.'

Puss n' scoot.

"You haven't napped until you've napped on the hood of a '57 Chevy."

Antiques Roadshow or Bust!

"For my money...any care looks good."

"Joey ripped me off. Last week I showed him this ad for a 1964 Chevy Impala...and he went out and bought it."

"It was just humming right along - then began whistling."

"It's weird...for some reason, all I could think about today was cars."

'I used to think it was such a compliment when he first named it after me.'

"This is a loveable little motor, loves petrol, loves oil..."

Inventing the wheel, Inventing Valet parking