Heel Devotee Prints

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

Do the heels make my legs look longer?

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

A women in a shoeshop.

"That's great for the right foot, now let's look for the left."

"These come with a Health and Safety warning..."

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

He won't sit, but he heels well.

Arts and crafts

Mister Pretty Shoes

You had me at vintage.

"Do you do much walking?"

French Early Bird

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

Olympic Torch Training

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

'Honestly Gwen, do you really think that guys are going to notice your heels tonight?'

"...And please let the merger do through!"

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'

"If they're already killing you, you know they're the right fit."

"Oh, shut up. Who isn't in your shoes?"

'I envisioned them praying to something entirely different.'

'Quick Betty, come round to the Red Lion and wear your highest heels.'

"It's right about here that my socks fall down."

"I just adore these shoes! The clicking of staccato heels is so empowering. . . Do these come in a flat?"

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"I always wear 5 inch heels to a doctor's appointment. That makes me the perfect weight for my height."

Carole Jean's First "Big Girl" Heels

"Height is the only thing I'm capable of changing about myself."

"Jimmy Choo, Mahnolo Blahnik- honestly can't taste the difference."

Hit me.

"Murder, eh? They nabbed me for bargain-hunting without a license."

'A bike this nice, I didn't think you'd mind me bathing it in your bathtub. Do you have an extra blanket, it'll be sleeping in our room.'

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