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'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

'When we get there let me do the double talking.'

"What's a patent?"

The first car accident.

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'We're making progress. I just got a firm 'maybe'.'

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

Knight in shining Lycra!

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

"I'll carve the wheels, you'll sell them, and Oog, here, can be customer service."

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

The Invention of the Wheel

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

"Your wheel idea was a huge hit, so what have you got for me this time?"

"...One careful owner, not much mileage. In fact, I only invented it last week."

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

Dung Beetle Pottery Class.

'I need both hands for steering.'

For crying out loud Simon. Would you stop trying to reinvent the drag.

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

Hmm... all I need to do now is invent the wheel...

Looks like the Oggs are having a party.'

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

'Hey! -- I invented that, too!', 'It's that nut Al-Gor again.'

'This is just the first step -- next, I invent the Teamsters' Union!'

'McWit, did you forget to pay the gravity bill this month again?'

Monkey invents the wheel, while a caveman looks on with failed wheel prototypes.

Caveman on the brink of technology.

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'

Psychic car mechanics.

'Oh course!'

'So Roger, how's your invention going?'

'The car dealership is letting me buy an expensive sports car, one piece at a time. I decided to buy the steering wheel first.'

Millipede motorist