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Bagels, burgers, pizza, donuts, everything I eat is round like a wheel, maybe because I'm always driving!

"What's a patent?"

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

"Ten Dollars?! I can't eat that." Bob was on a strict low-cost diet.

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

Do you suppose this is art or science?

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

"Your wheel idea was a huge hit, so what have you got for me this time?"

"...One careful owner, not much mileage. In fact, I only invented it last week."

For crying out loud Simon. Would you stop trying to reinvent the drag.

Looks like the Oggs are having a party.'

Simulated travel...dine with us in local cafes & pretend you're in London, Paris, Tokyo, Mexico City, etc...

Caveman on the brink of technology.

Monkey invents the wheel, while a caveman looks on with failed wheel prototypes.

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

Hmm... all I need to do now is invent the wheel...

'Oh course!'

'Oh GREAT, a DARN PUNKTURE!'

'The car dealership is letting me buy an expensive sports car, one piece at a time. I decided to buy the steering wheel first.'

'It'll make 'feet' obsolete!'

'I just invented the wheel and a new concept called 'growth industry'.'

'Nice, but I see it more as a gadget than a real invention.'

It's much easier on my knees.

Hamster.

'This one belonged to a little old lady who couldn't even walk upright.'

'I'm impressed at your choice sir, you certainly know your budget wines.'

After inventing the wheel, Pete wasted no time in coming up with the cartwheel...

Ug was to regret not seeing the potential of his new discovery.

"Yes, I can certainly recommend the lamb - everything else has gone."

The Wheel: 'Transportation?'...'Food?'

Hmm ..I predict an upturn in profits this year.

The wheel.

It's a great invention, but I can't figure out where to put the little hula dancer.