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Bagels, burgers, pizza, donuts, everything I eat is round like a wheel, maybe because I'm always driving!

"What's a patent?"

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

"Ten Dollars?! I can't eat that." Bob was on a strict low-cost diet.

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

"Your wheel idea was a huge hit, so what have you got for me this time?"

"...One careful owner, not much mileage. In fact, I only invented it last week."

For crying out loud Simon. Would you stop trying to reinvent the drag.

Hmm... all I need to do now is invent the wheel...

Monkey invents the wheel, while a caveman looks on with failed wheel prototypes.

Simulated travel...dine with us in local cafes & pretend you're in London, Paris, Tokyo, Mexico City, etc...

Looks like the Oggs are having a party.'

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

Caveman on the brink of technology.

'Oh course!'

'Oh GREAT, a DARN PUNKTURE!'

'The car dealership is letting me buy an expensive sports car, one piece at a time. I decided to buy the steering wheel first.'

'It'll make 'feet' obsolete!'

'I just invented the wheel and a new concept called 'growth industry'.'

'Nice, but I see it more as a gadget than a real invention.'

'I'm impressed at your choice sir, you certainly know your budget wines.'

Hamster.

'This one belonged to a little old lady who couldn't even walk upright.'

After inventing the wheel, Pete wasted no time in coming up with the cartwheel...

Ug was to regret not seeing the potential of his new discovery.

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

Hmm ..I predict an upturn in profits this year.

"Yes, I can certainly recommend the lamb - everything else has gone."

The wheel.

The Wheel: 'Transportation?'...'Food?'