Wheeling And Dealing Enthusiast T-Shirts

'I wish I could accept your offer but I really wanted to sell the whole car.'

"What's a patent?"

"That's Paul, he's our head of partnerships..."

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

Bob's Driving School.

"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

...and if the Chairman rings, find out who he is.

'No hostile takeover bids beyond this point.'

'Honestly Gwen, do you really think that guys are going to notice your heels tonight?'

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'

Caveman on the brink of technology.

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'

"Remember, negotiating is like buying fruit. You don't know what you'll get until you squeeze 'em a bit."

"Oh, shut up. Who isn't in your shoes?"

'The car dealership is letting me buy an expensive sports car, one piece at a time. I decided to buy the steering wheel first.'

"I just adore these shoes! The clicking of staccato heels is so empowering. . . Do these come in a flat?"

"I came, I saw I takeovered."

"This could mean the end of civilisation as we know it!"

'Quick Betty, come round to the Red Lion and wear your highest heels.'

At the signing of William C.Lockland's latest best selling wheelbarrow.

Does it roll? Does it roll?? You bet Jurassic rolls!

"Don't anybody move: this is a merger."

'It'll make 'feet' obsolete!'

'Not only the first wheel, the first road accident as well!'

"I always wear 5 inch heels to a doctor's appointment. That makes me the perfect weight for my height."

'I just invented the wheel and a new concept called 'growth industry'.'

'Perfect! -- Now let's build some rest stops!'