Wheeling And Dealing Enthusiast Gifts

'I wish I could accept your offer but I really wanted to sell the whole car.'

"What's a patent?"

"That's Paul, he's our head of partnerships..."

He won't sit, but he heels well.

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

Bob's Driving School.

"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"

Do you suppose this is art or science?

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

Look, Oog and Whonk just invented the intersection.

...and if the Chairman rings, find out who he is.

'No hostile takeover bids beyond this point.'

'Honestly Gwen, do you really think that guys are going to notice your heels tonight?'

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'

Caveman on the brink of technology.

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

"Oh, shut up. Who isn't in your shoes?"

"Remember, negotiating is like buying fruit. You don't know what you'll get until you squeeze 'em a bit."

'The car dealership is letting me buy an expensive sports car, one piece at a time. I decided to buy the steering wheel first.'

At the signing of William C.Lockland's latest best selling wheelbarrow.

"This could mean the end of civilisation as we know it!"

"I just adore these shoes! The clicking of staccato heels is so empowering. . . Do these come in a flat?"

Does it roll? Does it roll?? You bet Jurassic rolls!

"I came, I saw I takeovered."

'Quick Betty, come round to the Red Lion and wear your highest heels.'

"Don't anybody move: this is a merger."

'It'll make 'feet' obsolete!'

Caveman creates wheel which he turns into a toilet seat.

'I just invented the wheel and a new concept called 'growth industry'.'

'Not only the first wheel, the first road accident as well!'

"I always wear 5 inch heels to a doctor's appointment. That makes me the perfect weight for my height."