Wheel-dealer Gifts

'I mean you have to PAY for goo legal services, how could we charge less?...'

"What's a patent?"

Drool Marks

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"Do you buy cars here?"

'It seats two comfortably.'

"Okay, I'll renew your contract and raise you five sick days."

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

Do you suppose this is art or science?

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

'Take me to your auto body shop.'

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

'You seem qualified. What concerns me is the car you're driving. It's not sending out the right message.'

General Motors.

'I need a lot of trunk space.'

"You know, maybe he's not the small-business man he claims to be."

Big yellow sports utility vehicle.

"And this model features a nifty, manual back-up device."

Man with desk organizers labelled 'Wheeling' and 'Dealing'.

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

"Now if it's a people-mover you're after..."

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

New-Car Shopping with Arianna Huffington: 'She says if we give her a car, she'll give us exposure by driving it around.'

'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'

"I'm looking for a car with backseat performance."