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'I mean you have to PAY for goo legal services, how could we charge less?...'

"What's a patent?"

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

Drool Marks

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

'It seats two comfortably.'

"Okay, I'll renew your contract and raise you five sick days."

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

'Take me to your auto body shop.'

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

'I need a lot of trunk space.'

"You know, maybe he's not the small-business man he claims to be."

Big yellow sports utility vehicle.

"And this model features a nifty, manual back-up device."

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'

"Now if it's a people-mover you're after..."

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

Caveman on the brink of technology.