Wheeler-dealer T-Shirts

As she left the mall, Audrey found a way to rake in some cash.

'Car stereo, forty bucks. Make it fifty and I'll throw in the car.'

"Dad's helping me buy a car. They're giving us a deal just to get rid of us."

'Things were simpler in the old days...if a partner threatened to walk, then I ruddy well did something about it...I made him an offer he couldn't refuse!'

"Any problems with the car just come back. We can always put another one over on you."

Drool Marks

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"Do you buy cars here?"

'It seats two comfortably.'

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

'Take me to your auto body shop.'

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

General Motors.

'I need a lot of trunk space.'

'You seem qualified. What concerns me is the car you're driving. It's not sending out the right message.'

"You know, maybe he's not the small-business man he claims to be."

Big yellow sports utility vehicle.

"And this model features a nifty, manual back-up device."

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

Man with desk organizers labelled 'Wheeling' and 'Dealing'.

"I'm looking for a car with backseat performance."

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

Wholesale market in Cuba

'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'

"Now if it's a people-mover you're after..."

New-Car Shopping with Arianna Huffington: 'She says if we give her a car, she'll give us exposure by driving it around.'

'Doctor, are you going to finance it or shall I just bill Medicare?'

TS Motors Inc.