Wheeler-dealer T-Shirts

'Car stereo, forty bucks. Make it fifty and I'll throw in the car.'

"Dad's helping me buy a car. They're giving us a deal just to get rid of us."

'Things were simpler in the old days...if a partner threatened to walk, then I ruddy well did something about it...I made him an offer he couldn't refuse!'

"Any problems with the car just come back. We can always put another one over on you."

Drool Marks

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

'It seats two comfortably.'

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

'Take me to your auto body shop.'

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

'I need a lot of trunk space.'

"You know, maybe he's not the small-business man he claims to be."

Big yellow sports utility vehicle.

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

"And this model features a nifty, manual back-up device."

"I'm looking for a car with backseat performance."

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'

"Now if it's a people-mover you're after..."

Wholesale market in Cuba

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

'Doctor, are you going to finance it or shall I just bill Medicare?'

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

"This baby can take you from zero to cardiac arrest in 60 seconds!"

"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."

TS Motors Inc.

'The car dealership is letting me buy an expensive sports car, one piece at a time. I decided to buy the steering wheel first.'

The car showroom