Wheeler Dealer At Heart T-Shirts

Wide Boy.

"What's a patent?"

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

Drool Marks

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

"Okay, I'll renew your contract and raise you five sick days."

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

Caveman on the brink of technology.

'The car dealership is letting me buy an expensive sports car, one piece at a time. I decided to buy the steering wheel first.'

"The forty thousand dollars includes a rear view mirror!"

"This could mean the end of civilisation as we know it!"

'It'll make 'feet' obsolete!'

'Perfect! -- Now let's build some rest stops!'

'I just invented the wheel and a new concept called 'growth industry'.'

'Not only the first wheel, the first road accident as well!'

Hamster.

"Red 14...No, it's black 23, no, no..it's..."

Hit me.

Ug was to regret not seeing the potential of his new discovery.

Chinese business cuisine.

'Car stereo, forty bucks. Make it fifty and I'll throw in the car.'

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

Hmm ..I predict an upturn in profits this year.

'By the time I finish explaining the rules, I've lost 'em.'

"I gave you the wheel and this is what you did with it?"

'We'll rotate them for free but you have to pay if you want 'em balanced.'

"Not bad idea! But no quit day job."