Wheel Deal Lover Gifts

Prehistoric salesman in used tire lot.

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

"What's a patent?"

He won't sit, but he heels well.

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

Bob's Driving School.

"That's Hicks from the corporate office. He's adorable, but trust me—when it comes to acquisitions, he's an animal!"

"Do you do much walking?"

Do you suppose this is art or science?

"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

The miracle of 2-for-1 pizza.

Look, Oog and Whonk just invented the intersection.

'I don't need to know what it is when it's on sale.'

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

Sales - We could try a 'free offer' but it would cost us.

'Honestly Gwen, do you really think that guys are going to notice your heels tonight?'

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'

Caveman on the brink of technology.

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

"Oh, shut up. Who isn't in your shoes?"

'The car dealership is letting me buy an expensive sports car, one piece at a time. I decided to buy the steering wheel first.'

"How much is the sign?"

'Our survey shows there's more confidence in shopping coupons than in the dollar...'

"I just adore these shoes! The clicking of staccato heels is so empowering. . . Do these come in a flat?"

"This could mean the end of civilisation as we know it!"

'Quick Betty, come round to the Red Lion and wear your highest heels.'

Does it roll? Does it roll?? You bet Jurassic rolls!

'What split would you settle for, fifty fifty?' - 'As long as I get the hyphen as well.'

'Our strategy is to begin the meeting with an ironclad no-negotiation policy - and negotiate from there.'

'It'll make 'feet' obsolete!'

'Not only the first wheel, the first road accident as well!'