Wheel Repair Wizard T-Shirts

Late at night, the supermarket gnomes emerge and mess up one wheel on every cart.

"What's a patent?"

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

"Take me to your mechanic."

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

'I'll take the one on the right.'

Dung Beetle Pottery Class.

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

'This is Osgood, our most essential man -- he thinks up new ways to limit warranties!'

"I'm looking for a Father's Day gift. What kind of wrench says 'I love you'?"

"Nap time."

'I want to buy a self help eBook. Can you help me to download it to my eBook reader?'

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'

"Have you tried switching it off and on again?"

Caveman on the brink of technology.

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

Psychic car mechanics.

Handy-lion

Not you again, Achilles.

'So Roger, how's your invention going?'

'I need a really loud horn. My brakes are a bit spongy.'

'Bad news, Dr. Treemont...It needs an engine transplant.'

'The car dealership is letting me buy an expensive sports car, one piece at a time. I decided to buy the steering wheel first.'

'Found your problem - there was a hairball in the gasline.'

"It's a nice invention, but what about GRIDLOCK?"

Does it roll? Does it roll?? You bet Jurassic rolls!

'Thank you for calling Tech Support. Your computer is one month old. We no longer support that model. Good day.'

'It'll make 'feet' obsolete!'

'I just invented the wheel and a new concept called 'growth industry'.'

A mess of mechanics

Four mechanics working on a car