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'The spare's flat too, honey. Toss me that fruitcake.'

"We only got six days of funding."

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

A DIY disaster.

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

"Lovely dovetail."

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

Targets.

Waiting for retirement.

Home De-Po. Things you need for your project. Things you didn't know you needed until you were halfway through your project.

"So who is this First pet?"

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

The world's most unemployable family

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

Lazy plumber.

Bob’s Museum

'I'll take the one on the right.'

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

"Fine, you win. I'll call a handyman."

"Never marry an engineer."

'This is Osgood, our most essential man -- he thinks up new ways to limit warranties!'

"Our system's been cracked. How is that even possible?"

"I'm looking for a Father's Day gift. What kind of wrench says 'I love you'?"

We'll take a carpenter, painter, plumber...

He'll be fine after you reboot him, I've replaced his memory stick.

'He may not be accurate but he's resourceful'

Dad's Workbench

Shoe Repair and Pest Control.

"It's a great Fixer-Upper and this is Ken, single, available and a pretty decent handyman."

'Any day now I'll fix the roof.'