Wheel Of Life Enthusiast Gifts

The Wheel of Life

"What's a patent?"

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

He won't sit, but he heels well.

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"

Do you suppose this is art or science?

"I'll carve the wheels, you'll sell them, and Oog, here, can be customer service."

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

Life and Death

"Wilson, you're still using those training wheels?!"

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

"Your wheel idea was a huge hit, so what have you got for me this time?"

"...One careful owner, not much mileage. In fact, I only invented it last week."

Look, Oog and Whonk just invented the intersection.

For crying out loud Simon. Would you stop trying to reinvent the drag.

'I told you I'd deal with your transfer request, Jenkins. Cut the deck!'

'Honestly Gwen, do you really think that guys are going to notice your heels tonight?'

Monkey invents the wheel, while a caveman looks on with failed wheel prototypes.

Looks like the Oggs are having a party.'

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

Caveman on the brink of technology.

Hmm... all I need to do now is invent the wheel...

"I feel like a newborn. No hair, no teeth, no bladder control."

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'

'Oh course!'

"Oh, shut up. Who isn't in your shoes?"

'The car dealership is letting me buy an expensive sports car, one piece at a time. I decided to buy the steering wheel first.'

Old and young

Does it roll? Does it roll?? You bet Jurassic rolls!

"I just adore these shoes! The clicking of staccato heels is so empowering. . . Do these come in a flat?"

"This could mean the end of civilisation as we know it!"