Circle Of Life Enthusiast Gifts

"I feel like a newborn. No hair, no teeth, no bladder control."

Ms. Smith. Her Daughter.

Reach for the Star.

"Political Science... that's in the Department of Performing Arts."

"Look, Martha—you contribute, I contribute, we all contribute to the pulse of the city."

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

Three-dimensional, eh --- What makes you so spatial?

Life and Death

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

"Hi, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn."

"I wasn't copying off others. I was just crowdsourcing the answers."

'I told you I'd deal with your transfer request, Jenkins. Cut the deck!'

"Quit your whining... Someday you'll appreciate affordable student housing."

'Life is a precious thing, but simply breathing and existing isn't living...the end is inevitable for everything...I'm afraid that time has come for you, dear. I have to pull the plug...'

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

Well, yes, it's a free library, but...

"Good grief, Bradbury! How long have you been working at home?"

'I'm old, bald and fat, but at least I'm not boring!'

"How does one experience the ultimate selfie? Swallow your cell phone."

Garden of Earthly Delights

"Well, it's funny, Sid. Every time I've got onr foot in the grave, something interesting happens, so I pull it back out again!"

Old and young

Vernal Pond: Here today. . . gone tomorrow.

"Our Trash Dash order is on its way."

The News in Capsule Form.

Life is about the chase, not the ball. Now go get it!

"Look at it this way - the more birthdays you have, the longer you live!"

Gigolo Diary

Evolution of God. . .

Mrs Smith and her daughter - now and 40 years later...

The Wheel of Life

'Forget the birds and the bees. I downloaded that from the Internet. Tell me about day trading.'

Taser incident.

"Local shopping, local eating, and...I married the girl next door."

Garage sale.