Nine Lives Contemplator T-Shirts

'Why live each day to the fullest? You have 9 lives.'

Differing thoughts of male and female.

'I believe there's an unseen hand behind everything we do.'

'How a cat lands on all fours'

'I'm interested in being born again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again.'

"I let go of all my earthly attachments, but there's one I can't seem to shake."

'What I especially like about being a philosopher-scientist is that I don't have to get my hands dirty.'

Today is the first day of the rest of your nine lives.

This plaque commemorates the trees that was cut down to make space for this bench.

'You don't want to go to hell, J.B. In hell, the market is always down.'

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

"You'd think having nine lives, we'd be better at retirement planning."

'What did we do before green tea?'

"Your next life will be so much better."

"It's strange. I worked hard all my life and was a success at business and, funny thing, - I died anyways."

"This is your ninth birthday party this year."

"Oh, to be a Mayfly."

Today is the first day of the rest of my life, Axel. Is that the good news or the bad news?

A vicar looks at his in tray and out tray containing a newborn baby and a coffin

If fifty is the new seventy, when is the new dead?

We only go around once

Alcohol 'Nector of the Gods' 'Devils Brew!'

'But Mabel, I distinctly remember that the vicar said 'till death us do part...''

'The vasteness of the universe makes me feel so small and insignificant.'

'I know I'm the center of the universe.'

Death is just a side-effect of living.

Is there anything worse than the aging process? The thing that comes after the aging process.

'You know there were 7,184 waves yesterday. That's just slightly more than usual. I think that's one of my favorite things about island life, there's always a surprise round the corner. What's your favorite thing, Ed?'

'I live in quiet desperation - it was either that or Tunbridge Wells.'

Miracle gro bird seed.

"I worry that my next 8 lives will be as boring as this one."

"The cake? I thought, sod it, YOL9."

The miracle of death

The Guy Who Mixed Up His To-Do List And His Bucket List

Sad Humour