Nine-lives Dreamer T-Shirts

Reincarnation.

Night-time halo

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

The Ukraine, Europe and Fascism.

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

'How a cat lands on all fours'

"My new book will be an epic novel of the sea."

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

'I'm interested in being born again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again.'

"Someday, son, all this will be in the cartoonist’s flat file."

"Write your acceptance speech before winning the award."

'It's our latest genetic breakthrough. It does grow on trees, after all.'

Man in boat sees clock rising in distance instead of the sun.

"We live in the desert. What did you think I meant when I said it'd be a nice day to go boating?"

Ewe-topia - An imaginary perfect place where Ewes exist, their version of Utopia.

Today is the first day of the rest of your nine lives.

'If it's the last thing I do I'm gonna buy you one of these.'

Ship's cook escaping in a saucepan.

'And not a white one among 'em, Cap'n...'

"This can't be happening! I'm supposed to be a cool adult! At least I bet I have a cool car!"

"You'd think having nine lives, we'd be better at retirement planning."

Waiting for the fleet to come in.

"Will you be staying in the area?"

"You don't understand women. First you buy them flowers, then you ask for the boat."

The Reclusive Flying Hell Rat

'And I say it's time this boat was rocked!'

"A thousand boats of static grace and I swear I saw one move!"

Pirate with peg legs on walkers.

"You want the genie...I'm the genius of the lamp."

Cruise to nowhere

"Basically, I'm trying to live long enough to experience eight women for every man."

"The artist, in the main, painted ships although he did go through a brief 'toilet' phase..."

"Your next life will be so much better."

Email in a bottle.

Dear Diary. . . New Year's Resolutions: lose weight, drink less, spend less on clothes. . . stop kidding myself!