Nine Lives Appreciator T-Shirts

"This is your ninth birthday party this year."

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

celebrating a birth.

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

"Oh, how I wish the season would start!"

"Want to go watch the people who get to leave at a normal hour?"

'How a cat lands on all fours'

"Mom...There's nothing to do..."

"The groceries are in the car."

'I'm interested in being born again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again.'

'I'm not sure about the new bone specialist.'

'Anything good on tonight?'

Today is the first day of the rest of your nine lives.

"My parents are nice, school's going well, and I'm basically a good kid. Unfortunately, there's no money or fame in being normal."

Alternative Thanksgiving Day Parade Balloons

Fish Workout

A man opens his curtains to wake up his cats.

Life is just four letters...

"Your next life will be so much better."

Saint Peter's self-serve kiosks.

The singular joy of living with a person who routinely glimpses the miraculous in the mundane.

'He makes his own gin too.'

There's no cure for birth and death, so you may as well enjoy the interval!

"I worry that my next 8 lives will be as boring as this one."

"The cake? I thought, sod it, YOL9."

Puppet Show for Octopuses

'I've stopped blogging myself: Frankly, the life of a Hermit Crab is not that exciting...'

There are whalers around here, so I try not to surface: Hence the snorkel...'

"Sorry Bob, but Henry hugs four times better."

'Come on in. The water's refined.'

Ghost Reading Newspaper Obituary Column

Everyday Hospice

"I don't remember much about your father except that he was delicious."

"Your Father's been in my bad books since I discovered he was turning his hearing aid off whenever I yelled at him!"

"How do you do? So you're the one who sings that little song on your mother's answering machine."