Nine Lives Believer T-Shirts

'How a cat lands on all fours'

'I'm interested in being born again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again.'

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

"Can you hypnotise me into being in shape?"

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

'Your future looks charming.'

"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."

Fairy Vet

Guru levitates while wife vacuums.

"In my previous life I was arugula."

"Well I don't know how they fly when I can't!"

An environmentally sound Christmas - Plant a Seedling - Full tree in 16 years.

'Your life will being when all of your kids are married and the dog dies.'

"And if Ooh, Eeh, Ooh Ah Ah doesn't work, we'll try Walla Walla Bing Bang."

"I think it's time you ditched the phoney crown and admitted to yourself that princess or no princess, you'll always be a frog."

Today is the first day of the rest of your nine lives.

"I don't want to sound desperate, but either you transform me with a kiss or I end up dissected in a ninth-grade science lab."

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

'Hurry! There's not a moment to lose.'

"Tia Carmen, can you make Sylvia Sanchez, the prettiest girl in school, look me in the eye and ask about my feelings."

The art of fishing.

The Fountain of Youth.

"My psychic tells me I was a glass of water in a previous life."

"How do those feel? Click them together a few times."

Princess believes one kiss will turn the crocodile into a handsome Prince.

"... And I think you should apologise to that palm reader for scoffing at her predictions."

'I'm Frog, formerly known as Prince.'

"With the wearing of this mystic talisman, you will never be plagued by any of the minor ailments usually handled by over-the-counter drugs!"

'I was a spoiled little brat of a prince: Being turned into a frog and falling in love with you is the best thing that has happened to me...'

"How can Santa eat all those cookies and drink all that milk in one night? Well, like everything else when it comes to Santa, it's magic. . ."

"I'd swear it moved just now..!!"

"That was good, but less tongue next time."