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"You'd think having nine lives, we'd be better at retirement planning."

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'

As long as there are husbands, we'll get our's money's worth!

"We're counting on you to reverse this trend before this afternoon's investors meeting."

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

A collective sigh of relief.

A few Halloween costume ideas.

Money down the drain.

'How a cat lands on all fours'

'I'm interested in being born again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again.'

"The usual? Or will you be having our 'stimulus package'?"

'I feel I owe a lot to my country.' - 'So, you haven't paid your income tax again.'

'Probably just another correctional movement.'

'I suppose if we had some money we could buy sand from each other.'

The average taxpayer will ultimately embrace the auto industry bailout. Hell, we sold em all that useless undercoating for all these years!

Tariff Adjustment

Banker stepping into 'New image' in 'Savings and Loans' office

'What can we do to reduce our spending?'

A Second Stimulus is Coming,

'I'm an economist, but I try not to take myself too seriously.'

'How do I tell the president we're looking at an ampersand-shaped recovery? He still doesn't get the supply curve.'

"Harold finds painting very therapeutic."

"Stocks tanked in the face of positive economic news just to mess your mind, dude!"

Investments: Still Open to New Investors - 'A fool & his money fund.'

Kid's Lemonade Stand Has A High Pricing Policy

"Be confident. Don't let others determine your value."

"...Or we could give to the rich, and it would just trickle down to the poor."

"Dear economists, we need a decision!"

Rural sector feeding the banks money.

'The global economy is fragile and mysterious, folks... kind of like Tinkerbell in 'Peter Pan.' When people stopped believing in the magic, Tinkerbell almost died. So it's up to us to invent a better supernatural creature to believe in!'

A chill wind is blowing...

Sixty is the new fifty mostly because all the money we saved in the last decade is gone.

Squeeze on Public Spending.