Nine Lives Contemplator Pillows

'Why live each day to the fullest? You have 9 lives.'

Differing thoughts of male and female.

'I believe there's an unseen hand behind everything we do.'

'How a cat lands on all fours'

"I let go of all my earthly attachments, but there's one I can't seem to shake."

'I'm interested in being born again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again.'

'What I especially like about being a philosopher-scientist is that I don't have to get my hands dirty.'

Today is the first day of the rest of your nine lives.

"You'd think having nine lives, we'd be better at retirement planning."

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

This plaque commemorates the trees that was cut down to make space for this bench.

'You don't want to go to hell, J.B. In hell, the market is always down.'

"Your next life will be so much better."

'What did we do before green tea?'

A vicar looks at his in tray and out tray containing a newborn baby and a coffin

"It's strange. I worked hard all my life and was a success at business and, funny thing, - I died anyways."

"This is your ninth birthday party this year."

If fifty is the new seventy, when is the new dead?

'But Mabel, I distinctly remember that the vicar said 'till death us do part...''

Alcohol 'Nector of the Gods' 'Devils Brew!'

'The vasteness of the universe makes me feel so small and insignificant.'

'I know I'm the center of the universe.'

'I live in quiet desperation - it was either that or Tunbridge Wells.'

"The cake? I thought, sod it, YOL9."

"I worry that my next 8 lives will be as boring as this one."

'You know there were 7,184 waves yesterday. That's just slightly more than usual. I think that's one of my favorite things about island life, there's always a surprise round the corner. What's your favorite thing, Ed?'

The miracle of death

Death is just a side-effect of living.

The Guy Who Mixed Up His To-Do List And His Bucket List

Sad Humour