Nine-life Dreamer Pillows

"I worry that my next 8 lives will be as boring as this one."

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

Math Dreams

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

Night-time halo

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

Geek fairies

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

i-teddy

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

"What's that you're reading?"

The Personal ATM

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

Keep on Truckin.

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

The Ukraine, Europe and Fascism.

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

Man and Machine snoozing

'After his web site got going we bought this 5000 sq. ft. home, but he never leaves his computer.'

Institute for Artificial Intelligence.

"It must have been fate that brought us together."

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

"What? More deliveries? Man, I never should have leased out my cloud for data storage."

"Ambitions . . . to replace mankind."