Nine-life Dreamer Gifts

"I worry that my next 8 lives will be as boring as this one."

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

Math Dreams

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

Night-time halo

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

Geek fairies

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

i-teddy

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

The Personal ATM

The Ukraine, Europe and Fascism.

Man and Machine snoozing

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

"What's that you're reading?"

Keep on Truckin.

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

'After his web site got going we bought this 5000 sq. ft. home, but he never leaves his computer.'

Institute for Artificial Intelligence.

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

"Ambitions . . . to replace mankind."

Silicon Vale

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."