Introspection Fans Mugs

"Hi. My name is Jonathan, and I'll be your analyst today."

'I've started hearing voices in my head, but, y'know . . . it's a bit of company . . .'

Bloody smack head...what do I sound like? I'm turning into a Nazi...

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

"What was I thinking?!"

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Window Treatment

"He's his own worst enemy."

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

Pastorius wonders why.

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"I'm the bad guy..."

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

Banana Split Personality

That party went well.

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

"The overthinker"

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

The dangerous world of the armchair thinker

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

"Winter is not a season, it's an occupation. Sinclair Lewis, boy, Sinclair Lewis."

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"