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'Tell you what. Let's corner a cat and play 'good dog - bad dog'.'

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

"Relax! I know how to make this look like a routine government surveillance operation!"

"If I wanted your opinion I would have hauled you in for questioning."

'Yes, sir. I could show you the menu, but then I'd have to kill you.'

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

They had no idea what they were doing, but it didn't matter...

"Something tells me this isn't the 'Good Cop'."

"With the whole world in NATO, we won't have to take any more crap from Mars."

What came first, the chicken or the egg

"Don't pull that ditzy-chick, routine with me! A witness saw you cross the road, what I want to know is. . . why?"

"This is so much more fun than reading CVs."

'This will help you keep track of who's who.'

'I don't know how it's being done - but someone's finding out our secrets...'

Bob knew his days as the alpha male were over: the challenger was using psychological warfare....

The Trench-Sealer

'I learned everything I need to know about negotiating from watching professional wrestling.'

'First you come down, then we talk.'

"No, it's not my birthday, either."

Detective Dinkins always made sure suspects knew how good he was at getting them to talk.

'Are you the one they call 'the silencer'?' 'Say no more.'

FBI, 'Things are slow, Bensonhurst -- let's investigate the CIA.'

'They transferred me from catering because I kept spilling the beans.'

'And just how are we going to win if every time I buy a ticket, you eat it?'

Secret Service, sign saying: 'You could be here.'

"What do you mean I ask too many questions?"

'I suppose you think you're sitting there imagining me in the nude.'