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'Tell you what. Let's corner a cat and play 'good dog - bad dog'.'

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

"If I wanted your opinion I would have hauled you in for questioning."

"Relax! I know how to make this look like a routine government surveillance operation!"

'Yes, sir. I could show you the menu, but then I'd have to kill you.'

'Call you back - I'm with my agent.'

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

If I tell you what I spy with my little eye, I'll have to kill you.

"With the whole world in NATO, we won't have to take any more crap from Mars."

"Something tells me this isn't the 'Good Cop'."

They had no idea what they were doing, but it didn't matter...

"Don't pull that ditzy-chick, routine with me! A witness saw you cross the road, what I want to know is. . . why?"

Dr. Kapuchnik, what's the difference between tears of joy and tears of despair? About 100 dollars an hour.

What came first, the chicken or the egg

I don't know … some days it all feels like a big game.

"This is so much more fun than reading CVs."

'I don't know how it's being done - but someone's finding out our secrets...'

'This will help you keep track of who's who.'

Bob knew his days as the alpha male were over: the challenger was using psychological warfare....

The Trench-Sealer

'First you come down, then we talk.'

"No, it's not my birthday, either."

007 regretted switching to beer

Detective Dinkins always made sure suspects knew how good he was at getting them to talk.

'I learned everything I need to know about negotiating from watching professional wrestling.'

'They transferred me from catering because I kept spilling the beans.'

FBI, 'Things are slow, Bensonhurst -- let's investigate the CIA.'

'Are you the one they call 'the silencer'?' 'Say no more.'

'And just how are we going to win if every time I buy a ticket, you eat it?'

"What do you mean I ask too many questions?"

Secret Service, sign saying: 'You could be here.'